Have you heard?
Real women have curves.
That is awesome news, dude. It really makes you think. Like, real women are so far out. I mean, really, what is real, man?
No, I’m not having an existential conversation with myself. I am mocking the idea that REAL–being real, getting real, owning real–has been co-opted.
“Real women have curves.”
True, real women do have curves, but so do bicycles and…